2 truths & A Lie!

2 Truths and a lie! Let's see if anyone can call me out on the lie?

1. I love Sushi.

2. I once beat up my brother in law.

3. I've always wanted to be a Truck Driver.

* If you thought the truck driver was a lie YOUR WRONG! I have always wanted to have my own rig and drive cross country! I love to drive and you would be able to see so much. 

*  If you thought number 2 was a lie wrong again! I did beat up my brother in law once! The day after my sister gave birth I was at a bar celebrating with my friends when I looked over and saw her husband KISSING another girl! I flipped........ I walked over and just starting beating the shit out of him!! My friends tried to pull me off but was unsuccessful! Finally the bouncers came over and kicked his ASS out! Thank God I new the bouncers otherwise I would have been kicked out as well! Needless to say that marriage didn't work!

* So that leaves us with the Truth. I hate Sushi! I love seafood but it has to be cooked for me to be able to eat it! I wish I liked it because there is so much hype about it and all my friends love going to Sushi bars!

Weekend Update!

Linking up today for the weekend update!

Friday... Started the weekend off with Happy Hour with my BF Amy. We met at a small Mexican Restaurant and talked over a few beers! I can't even begin to express how special she is to me!  Amy has helped me over some pretty major mountains that I don't think I would have made otherwise! Thank God for Best Friends! Then home bound to watch movies with the family. We watched scary  movies all night long!

Saturday... We all woke up cleaned house, did laundry and went shopping! I really wanted to get my nephew out of the house for awhile. I can't even begin to imagine how hard it would be to not only be in a wheel chair for the rest of your life but be limited as to where you can go in the house as well! I'm prying the renovations to his home will be done soon! 

My Daughter, Tyler and his Girlfriend.

Sunday... Woke up and met Amy at Starbucks for coffee! What a great way to start a Sunday!! While in Starbucks Tyler calls and tells me he needs more Preparation- H and asks if I can stop to get him some on my way home! So I walk into Walgreen hoping no one sees me. Looking around I notice the coast is clear so I head on up to the register and while I'm standing there with this huge tube of Preparation-H these 4 HOT GUYS walk up and start talking to me! I WANTED TO DIE.... lol... after turning 4 shades of RED I head on home to watch Football! My sister came up and we all watched the Broncos kick Ass again!! Oh how I love me some Broncos!!

Fridays letters

* Dear Tattoo Artist (Cousin) I was so pissed yesterday when you didn't have time to do all our Tattoos! It was a blessing in disguise Cause Josh (my son) isn't sure he wants the font you were going to use! We now have more time to get it right! Tuesday we will be ready!!

* Dear Snow I am so not ready for you! Driving home last night was a dam blizzard!

* Dear husband I know having my nephew living with us has been a little stressful and I can't Thank You enough for being ok with it!

* Dear Cold Sores all over my lips please go the hell away and never come back! I just hate you! I look like shit!!!!

* Dear Best Friend I can't wait to meet you for a drink after work today we have to make sure to sit in a dark corner so no one will be able to see my scary looking Cold Sores!

* Dear Stress please go away I don't want you here anymore!!!!

* Dear Friday thank God you are finally here! Nothing to do this weekend but hang out and watch movies! Looking forward to it....

Wow!!! It's Thursday already! I can't believe this week is almost over! Thank God! So shall we begin?

It' ok... That I don't have the perfect marriage and that we are complete opposites. We've been married for almost 20 years so we must be doing something right even though sometimes it feels like were not.

It's ok... That I manage to wreck not one but two of our cars last weekend! I didn't clear the garage and drove the mirror of our diesel Truck right into it! That was Friday then Saturday at Dairy Queen I drove my mustang right into the side of the curb and scratched the shit out of my $250.00 dollar rim!! Hello what the hell was I thinking? At least that's what my husband said! My response was "SHIT HAPPENS" LOL LOL...

It's ok... That today I am getting another Tattoo and letting our 17 year old son get one with us! After Tyler's accident he wanted all of us to get the words Strength and Courage tattooed! I always told my son that he couldn't get a tattoo until he was 18 but because of the situation and the meaning behind the tattoo I'm letting him get it 5 months early! I have to admit I am very nervous about it...

It's ok... That I bumped into the lady that I gave my Yorkie to and while she was telling me how great Greeley was doing I cried like a dam baby! I felt like a complete IDIOT... I just love and miss that dog so much!

It's ok... That it actually brightens up my day every time I get a comment from one of you sweeties! My real friends don't really get it and actually give me shit for blogging but I don't care I just love it!

Life and it's ups and downs

Good morning Guy's or should I say Morning cause I don't feel there is any good in it these days! I usually look at the glass as being half way full but it's getting tougher and tougher everyday to keep that mentality! Do you ever stop and think that there has to be more to life than this? I have been thinking that over and over again for months! I do believe that God wont give you anything you can't handle but something better give soon! It's so depressing to watch the news and hear about all the child abductions, Fires, unemployment, earthquakes, shootings and poverty! Having to see your family go through some major life changes is sometimes unbearable. I keep telling myself to keep my faith and keep my head up and things will get better and hopefully they do! I guess I've have a few more Downs than Ups these days and I'm really looking forward to it being the other way around!

This is my first time linking up for 2 Truths & a Lie and I'm sure it isn't going to be my last! What a great idea for a link up! Shall we begin?

1. I Love shopping.

2. I have several tattoos.

3. I love football.

Ok guys which one to you think is the lie?

If you were guessing  number 1 being false you were correct! I hate shopping! I have 5 tattoos and love watching football..

Thanks to all my Blogger Friends!

I would like to Thank all my Blogger friends for all your thoughts and prayers for my nephew ! The beginning of Tyler's journey may be coming to an end and he may be discharged as early as this Friday! The renovations aren't completed to his home so my boy will be living with me for a few weeks! I welcome him with OPEN ARMS! I don't think any of you will ever know how special every comment you made on my posts about Tyler was! Every comment truly helped me keep my head up and my faith strong that Tyler will pull through and have a happy life!

I'd like to share with you a status he just posted last night on his Facebook! 

I don't know where to begin with this Facebook post. So I will start here July 25th I was involved in a motorcycle accident as you all know. I was going down the street when a deer ran in front of us and we hit her. The past couple of months I have been through hell and back. I can't tell you how much it scares me looking back. I have been through 4 surgery's in a 3 week period. I have died four minutes. I have been through therapy for the past 2 months. But I can tell all of you that everything I have been through I never gave up I never lost hope and I didn't let my injuries defeat me! I may have inspired a lot of people. I may be in a wheel chair and I may never walk again but no matter what I am still going to live my life to it's fullest. This accident really brought my family together. There is one person I wanna thank the most and that is Emily (my girlfriend) without her I don't know what I would of done she has helped me through so much. My journey is about to end looking back scares me but when I look back I don't see the bad things that happened. I see the progress I have made. I have worked my ass off for 2 months to learn how to live life in a different way. I might not be able to ever walk again but I can still do the same thing everyone else can do but slower. I have grown up so much during this time. My journey is about to end. Thank you to all my family and friends and everyone that believed in me! I'm glad I have inspired so many people!

                                                                 

Photo Shoot

So I have been on my Best Friends case for years telling her she needs to go into her own business! She takes the most amazing pictures I have ever seen! Finally after 11 Years of me nagging her she bit the bullet and finally did it! She has got a lot of business doing senior pictures and family portraits and is pulling a George Jefferson and moving on up! I'm proud of you Amy..

My son Josh

My Daughter BriAnna

Josh and his girlfriend Talor

Of Course I had to get in at least ONE of the pictures!

Let me introduce you to Amy!

Monday from HELL...

Oh my gosh! If today couldn't get any worse! Bitchy customers calling one after the other for stupid ass shit! Not one, but three call In's today! That's not the worst of it either! Our gutter guy called in and no one told me so I've been telling his customers that he is right on schedule for today not knowing he is home sick in bed!! Hello don't you think someone should have told me since I'm the one who does all the scheduling and answering of all the phone! Needless to say my middle finger is going to start answering every question! lol....

Thank God for Happy Hour today after work! This Girl is going to need it BADLY!!!

Happy Friday Peeps!

Hate to admit this but it happens to be TRUE.. oops...


Have a fun but safe weekend everyone!!!

It's ok Thursday

Gosh I can't believe it's Thursday already! So shall we begin?

It's totally ok

* That I really don't care who wins the President election! I really don't like either one of them.

* That I want to hang out with my BFF as much as possible! I just can't get enough of her these days!

* That I finally bit the bullet and found a home for my little Greeley it was one of the hardiest things I've ever had to do but I know it was the right decision.

* That I am super excited for my new blog design! My friend Jen did an amazing job and I love her for hooking me up!

* That I drank way to much wine last night and now feel like shit today! I think I'm going to just call it the wine flu!

With all that said hope everyone has a great Thursday and Thank God only one more day till Friday!

This is Epic

Oh how I love this!

Happy Thursday Everyone.

New Look!

So I really hope all my awesome followers got my e-mail with my new Blog name! For starters you may be wondering how I got the name Mrs. Inappropriate?

Well it came easy lol... I have a tendency to just let shit fly out of my mouth without thinking first! Specially at work! It came to the point of where our good friend Jason starting calling me Mrs.Inappropriate every time something was said that shouldn't have been. Here's an example..

Jason... Dam it's hot in here.

Me.. Yeah it is even my boobs are sweating!

Needless to say this happens on a daily basis but we all get a good laugh out of it! No harm to Foul.

Now how I got to the new look! My girlfriend Jennifer starting messing around with designing blogs pages to pass the time and she asked if I wanted her to spice mine up a bit? Hello... of course I would. So little by little she got info from me on background,fonts and colors I liked and this is what she came up with! I LOVE IT... I'm trying to convince her to start a little business on the side! She is really good!

Well my peeps that's all I got for now! I'm looking forward to blogging even more now with my new look and name! I hope to be able to put a smile on your face from time to time with my Inappropriateness! 

My Heart is broken!

Well I did it.. I got rid of my Greeley! I am so heart broken! It was the hardiest thing I've had to do! I just could not handle the doggie diapers anymore. I hope and pray that the young lady that took her is going take good care of her and LOVE her as much as I do! It's a Sad, Sad night!

Bronco Game!

This pretty much sums up how I feel today! I just hate Mondays! On a lighter note I had the best weekend ever! Hung out with hubby Friday night, hung out with my dearest friends Saturday night! Then Sunday came and oh my gosh was it amazing!!! My nephew and I went to the Bronco game and watched them kick the Raiders Ass.. We couldn't have asked for better weather or better seats! We has so much fun together and was able to talk about EVERYTHING! God I love that kid!!

Go Broncos!!